” I’m callin’ shenanigans ; ain’t no way ya did all that ! “
❝ au contraire, i am not lying or exaggerating. i truly did fend off an entire bar full of sailors and picked my way into a warehouse filled with explosive barrel s whilst also saving my compatriot from a fiery doom all in one night. of course, the warehouse did explode and i was forced to swim down the Thames and avoid being shot. ❞