_{mr. sherlock holmes is currently unavailable.
                     if you are here for a consultation:
                         push the book labeled ’D’ into the pile.
                     if you are here to speak:
                         turn around and walk the three paces out the door.
                     if you have food:
                         feed the watson}

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